冇问题
释义 DEFINITION
这个粤语词汇完美诠释了当代年轻人的摆烂式乐观：
词源故事 ETYMOLOGY
这个词汇的走红史堪称『懒系文化』的胜利：
上世纪香港警匪片里，黑帮大佬叼着雪茄说『冇问题啦』的镜头，让这个词带着江湖气登陆内地。2018年广州奶茶店小哥用拖长的『冇~问~题~』回应暴躁顾客，偷拍视频在抖音收获百万点赞，从此成为摸鱼学官方用语。
2021年『躺平运动』兴起后，打工人发现这个词的妙用：老板布置任务时，铿锵有力的『冇问题！』既能维持表面积极，又给自己预留了摆烂空间——毕竟应承得快≠做得好。阴阳怪气百科将『冇问题』评选为『职场黑话奥斯卡』最佳糊弄奖，助推其成为微信表情包顶流。
如今这个词已进化成社交防弹衣：
朋友借钱？『冇问题』（内心：下辈子还）
女友查岗？『冇问题』（游戏静音键已就绪）
健身教练催课？『冇问题』（外卖炸鸡真香）
例句：
1. 甲方爸爸要五彩斑斓的黑？『冇问题，这就改』（打开PS滤镜随机调试）
2. 老妈催婚警告：『明年带对象回家冇问题吧？』『冇问题~』（抱起纸片人老婆亲一口）
DEFINITION
This Cantonese gem is the ultimate mantra for Gen-Z's chill philosophy:
- Literally means 『no problem』 but delivered with the energy of a sloth on melatonin
- Perfect for half-hearted promises (『Deadline? No sweat~』 = I'll start after 3 TikTok scrolls)
- Gamer's go-to lie (『Clutching this round, no sweat』 = RIP our rank)
- Corporate warriors' survival skill (『Overtime? No sweat』 = Netflix & desk snacks time)
Uttering 『no sweat』 is basically performing verbal yoga - you've technically responded without moving a muscle.
ETYMOLOGY
The rise of 『Mou menti』 reads like a sitcom about modern slacker culture:
Originally heard in 90s Hong Kong gangster films where triads growled 『no problem』 through cigar smoke, the phrase went mainland viral in 2018. A Guangzhou bubble tea shop employee's drawn-out 『Mooooou~ mennnntiiii~』 to an angry customer became TikTok gold, racking up 2M likes overnight. Thus began its reign as the holy grail of 『minimum effort』 responses.
When China's 『lying flat』 movement surged in 2021, office drones weaponized the phrase. A perky 『No sweat!』 to the boss' demand became the perfect camouflage - you sound proactive while secretly planning to half-ass it. The 『Sarcasm Encyclopedia』 crowned it 『Best Workplace Brush-off Phrase』, boosting its WeChat sticker dominance.
Now it's the Swiss Army knife of social interactions:
• Roommate wants your last beer? 『No sweat』 (chugging it in 3 seconds)
• Tinder date asks your height? 『No sweat』 (adding 2 inches in bio)
• Gym trainer texts 『Where r u?』 『No sweat』 (sending treadmill pic from 2019)
Examples:
1. Client: 『We need the logo bigger but smaller.』 『No sweat!』 (resizes by 0.3%)
2. Mom: 『Bring girlfriend home next year, no sweat right?』 『No sweat~』 (pats anime body pillow)