搞笑 /gǎo xiào/ (Humor)

Total words: 129

A

矮穷矬
ǎi qióng cuó
Triple Threat (of undesirability)

B

不作死就不会死
bù zuò sǐ jiù bù huì sǐ
Fuck around and find out
不明觉厉
bù míng jué lì
No clue but wow
搬砖
bān zhuān
grind
杯具
bēi jù
tragedy
芭比Q了
bā bǐ Q le
It's BBQed

C

吃土
chī tǔ
DirtPoor
吃瓜群众
chī guā qún zhòng
popcorn crowd
吃饼​
chī bǐng
easy carry
吃鸡
chī jī
Chicken Dinner
村通网
cūn tōng wǎng
Late to the party
痴线
chī xiàn
whacko
纯爱战士​​
chún ài zhàn shì
Pure Love Warrior
草台班子
cǎo tái bān zi
ragtag team
草泥马
cǎo ní mǎ
WTF

D

倒插门
dào chā mén
uxorilocal marriage
剁手
duò shǒu
Wallet Massacre
地狱笑话
dì yù xiào huà
Dark Humor
大冤种
dà yuān zhǒng
doormat
大聪明
dà cōng míng
Big Smart
弹幕
dàn mù
bullet comments
duì
clap back, roast
打酱油
dǎ jiàng yóu
Not my business
电子榨菜
diàn zǐ zhà cài
digital-pickle
碉堡了
diāo bǎo le
Holy crap
蛋疼
dàn téng
ballache
订婚​​
dìng hūn
Engaged

E

2B青年
èr B qīng nián
Dumbass Youth

F

佛系
fó xì
Zen Mode
凡客体
fán kè tǐ
Plain Vanilla Style
凡尔赛
fán ěr sài
Humblebrag
福报
fú bào
Corporate Kool-Aid

G

尬聊
gà liáo
cringe chat
狗带
gǒu dài
Go Die
瓜娃子
guā wá zǐ
silly goose
给力
gěi lì
lit
跪了
guì le
kneel before
高大上
gāo dà shàng
High-end, Grand, Upmarket
高富帅
gāo fù shuài
Tall, Rich, and Handsome (TRH)

H

hold住
hold zhù
Stay Chill
憨批
hān pī
doofus
洪荒之力
hóng huāng zhī lì
primordial power
猴赛雷​​
hóu sài léi
So Lit
画美不看
huà měi bù kàn
NSFBeautiful
糊涂蛋
hú tu dàn
dumbass
薅羊毛
hāo yáng máo
scam
话痨
huà láo
Talkaholic

J

jiǒng
Awkward
基友
jī yǒu
Bromance
嫁妆
jià zhuāng
wifey material package
搅屎棍
jiǎo shǐ gùn
shit-stirrer
甲亢哥
jiǎ kàng gē
HyperBro
菊花
jú huā
starfish

K

坑爹
kēng diē
scam me
科目三
kē mù sān
Guangxi Shuffle

L

666
liù liù liù
awesome
六边形战士
liù biān xíng zhàn shì
Hexagon Warrior
凉凉
liáng liáng
Game Over
愣头青
lèng tóu qīng
clueless rookie
老司机
lǎo sī jī
Sauce Master
老铁
lǎo tiě
Bro
辣眼睛
là yǎn jīng
Eye Burn
雷人
léi rén
facepalm

M

mǎo
nope
卖萌
mài méng
kawaii baiting
妈见打
mā jiàn dǎ
mom would kill me
摸鱼
mō yú
slack off
萌萌哒
méng méng dā
Adorbs
马大哈
mǎ dà hā
scatterbrain

N

你妹
nǐ mèi
What the heck
内心戏
nèi xīn xì
mental drama
奶妈
nǎi mā
Heal Slut
拿来吧你
ná lái ba nǐ
Hand it over
柠檬精
níng méng jīng
Sour Grape
男默女泪
nán mò nǚ lèi
Men are speechless, women are in tears
脑残
nǎo cán
brain-dead
蓝瘦香菇
nán shòu xiǎng kū
sad and tearful

P

泼天的富贵
pō tiān de fù guì
Golden Opportunity

Q

求锤得锤
qiú chuí dé chuí
Ask and you shall receive (but in a bad way)
缺根筋
quē gēn jīn
airhead

R

人工智障
rén gōng zhì zhàng
Artificial Stupidity
人艰不拆
rén jiān bù chāi
Keep it real but don't spill the tea
然并卵
rán bìng luǎn
But it's useless

S

上头
shàng tóu
hyped
伤不起
shāng bu qǐ
Can't even
十动然拒
shí dòng rán jù
Friendzoned but Grateful
沙雕
shā diāo
shitposting
社恐
shè kǒng
social anxiety
社死
shè sǐ
social suicide
社牛
shè niú
Social Savant
神马都是浮云
shén mǎ dōu shì fú yún
Meh, it's all fleeting

T

TVB体
T V B tǐ
TVB-style dialogue
吐槽
tǔ cáo
roast
土味情话
tǔ wèi qíng huà
cheesy pickup lines
土豪
tǔ háo
rich redneck
土鳖
tǔ biē
country bumpkin
妥妥的
tuǒ tuǒ de
No cap
淘宝体
Táo bǎo tǐ
Dear Customer Style
特种兵式旅游
tè zhǒng bīng shì lǚ yóu
blitz travel
铁憨憨
tiě hān hān
lovable dummy